THE LONE RANGER:
Ken Laing got himself a real beautiful guitar, Tonto.

TONTO:
Heap Good Medicine, Kemo Sabe. Me like very much.

THE LONE RANGER:
Too bad about Rick Daly needing to call a plumber.
They can be real expensive, Tonto.

TONTO:
Me have trouble with plumber last week, Kemo Sabe.

THE LONE RANGER:
Why? Did he soak you, Tonto ??? (hahaha)

TONTO:
Not funny, Kemo Sabe. Me call plumber in morning and him arrive late afternoon.

THE LONE RANGER:
So what did you do, Tonto?

TONTO:
Me learn how to swim.