<> One fine afternoon at the Cleaver's household:

EDDIE:
Hey Wally, since nobody's home, let's call up some girls and pretend to be talent scouts.

[out of nowhere, June Cleaver enters the room]

MRS. CLEAVER:
Hello Eddie.

EDDIE:
Oh Hi, Mrs. Cleaver. Gee, Mrs. Cleaver, your hair looks real pretty today.

MRS. CLEAVER:
Well you oughta know, Eddie. You being a talent scout.

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<> One fine evening when Eddie Haskell meets Boy George:

EDDIE:
That's a lovely dress you're wearing.

BOY GEORGE:
Cool it, Eddie. Save that line for Mrs. Cleaver.



Thanks TC !!!