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Re: We're dropping like flies! Today we lose Eddie Haskell
My kinda humor :>)
WALLY CLEAVER and EDDIE HASKELL:
Look at this medal, Eddie. I got it from being a good Boy Scout.
So why they'd give it to ya? Helping your Mom do the dishes? (hahahahaha)
Stop being such a wise-guy, Eddie. They gave it to me for helping Mrs. Henderson cross the street.
Mrs. Henderson? You mean that ol' granny who looks like she's 120 years old? (hahahahaha)
C'mon Eddie. Mrs. Henderson happens to be a sweet old lady and she needed my help.
Oh yeah? Well yesterday, me and Frankie also helped an old lady cross the street.
You and Frankie? Since when do you need two people to help an old lady cross the street?
She didn't wanna go.