<> WALLY CLEAVER and EDDIE HASKELL:

WALLY:
Look at this medal, Eddie. I got it from being a good Boy Scout.

EDDIE:
So why they'd give it to ya? Helping your Mom do the dishes? (hahahahaha)

WALLY:
Stop being such a wise-guy, Eddie. They gave it to me for helping Mrs. Henderson cross the street.

EDDIE:
Mrs. Henderson? You mean that ol' granny who looks like she's 120 years old? (hahahahaha)

WALLY:
C'mon Eddie. Mrs. Henderson happens to be a sweet old lady and she needed my help.

EDDIE:
Oh yeah? Well yesterday, me and Frankie also helped an old lady cross the street.

WALLY:
You and Frankie? Since when do you need two people to help an old lady cross the street?

EDDIE:
She didn't wanna go.