TONTO:
Kemo Sabe, this place too crowded. Big line-up to pay for grocery.
Me no like waiting !!!
LONE RANGER:
I've got an idea, Tonto.
{The Lone Ranger whispers into Tonto's ear}
LONE RANGER:
Cough * Cough * Cough * Cough * Cough * Cough
STRANGER:
Oh my God, what's the matter with that masked man?
TONTO:
Him just come back from China.
/// no more line-up ///
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