<> The Lone Ranger + Tonto are shopping at Costco (during Corona pandemic):

TONTO:
Kemo Sabe, this place too crowded. Big line-up to pay for grocery.
Me no like waiting !!!

LONE RANGER:
I've got an idea, Tonto.

{The Lone Ranger whispers into Tonto's ear}

LONE RANGER:
Cough * Cough * Cough * Cough * Cough * Cough

STRANGER:
Oh my God, what's the matter with that masked man?

TONTO:
Him just come back from China.

/// no more line-up ///