<> One fine day at the Psychiatrist's office:
The way I see it, Allan, you've got a split personality. You've become two people.
No wonder I'm all mixed up. I never know who the hell I am.
Exactly. Acting like two different people can be very complicated and frustrating.
By the way, you've been here for over an hour. You owe me two hundred dollars.
Let the other guy pay !!!