For a month or so I’ve been working very hard at writing a murder mystery.
I’ve been watching videos on YouTube on writing that have been made by Stephen King, John Grisham and Lee Child.
In one of the videos Lee Child, who is English, who writes the Jack Reacher books told this story.
It’s about a guy who works in a pickle factory.
One day, he comes home and he tells his wife that he has not been feeling very good, and for some reason, he’s had this urge to stick his dick in the pickle cutter.
His wife says, “Oh Dear, you must not do that….if you did that, it would be terrible.
Well, a few weeks go by and he comes home again and he tells his wife that he almost stuck his Dick in the pickle slicer that day.
His wife says, “Oh Dear, you cannot do that. Please don’t do that.
Well, a few more weeks go by and he comes home and he tells his wife that the couldn’t help him self ….he stuck his Dick in the pickle slicer.
His wife said, Oh Dear…what happened.
He said …. They fired me.
His wife said … what did they do wit the pickle slicer?
He said … they fired her too.
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