Her dress would have been fabulous if it actually fit her. Custom designed for her? Then surely they'd have fixed the top so it fit and didn't make Her chest look weird. And why oh why is it so tight around her hips? That ginormous wrap thing with the long train would have worked if this was the Met Gala, but it doesn't work here.

Then again, She looks downright elegant in comparison to what other attendees wore. My brain shut down at some point because I can handle only so many awful clothes before I overload. All I can say is a lot of unnecessary boobage was on display, along with a ton of hootchie-mama "dresses."