TOW, talking about her college theatre days and how she learned how to do everything involved in putting on plays, including sewing: 'But wardrobe department and sewing was part of it too, so I am comfortable with a sewing machine.'

Well, TOW, if you're so comfortable with a sewing machine, why don't you re-hem your dragging trousers and let out the seams in all your too-tight dresses? What's that I hear? Crickets?

I also thought she had to rush home every day so she could make her kids dinner and got up early every morning to make their breakfasts. Silly me! Oh, wait, does taking takeaway or delivery food out of their containers and arranging them "beautifully" on a plate count as cooking in TOW's mind?

The MeMe Show must be excruciating for her guests.