I laughed about her thinking the article was going to be about her "charities and philanthropy." What charities and philanthropy? She got the cover because she was dating Harry. That's it.

I also read the whole Gwyneth Paltrow/TOW breakfast thing. Gwyneth was definitely throwing shade at TOW, right down to wearing a striped shirt with the arms pushed up. I'd say she won. Those eggs, bacon, and biscuits look far more appetizing than those banana things.