I had a longer look at the dress. It actually fits TOW. It's not the usual too small mess. That's what threw me. Now, is it flattering? No. Is it too long? By a mile. Should she have just stayed home? Always.

I also realized all her poses and mannerisms look particularly bad in these photos. Dainty Hands? Check. "Coy" look over one shoulder? Check. Smirk? Everywhere. All three at once? Nooooooo!

TOW has to stop with the stupid starlet poses.