Andrew and Fergie don't want to have investments that are a slow, steady growth. They want anything that gets them cash in a hurry, Fergie's numerous schemes at making what she thought would be a ton of money in a short time and they all failed.
The best investments are the ones that you put money into and leave it alone. Of course, you need a an advisor with an impeccable reputation. As long as they want fast money to spend, Andrew, and Fergie will keep running on the hamster wheel.
We all know the problem with getting money/loans from "friends/associates", they want to be paid back. Yep, Fergie, Andrew, Epstein.