The flower girls in their adorable dirndls win the fashion award. The page boys come a close second. As for the rest, well, getting a gander of Stephanie's nursing bra from the side? Nope. A relative showing up in all black? Nope. Maria Teresa's sequined ode to cheap-looking dresses? Nope. Marie Astrid was nice-looking, but she and Duchess Diane clearly showed up for a different wedding.