Towards the end of the day the focus switched onto a news story about his break-up with Chelsy Davy, printed with the headline, 'Hooray Harry's Dumped'. 'My Lord, this was hurtful to say the least,' said the prince, adding that he found it 'a little bit mean' that such a private moment was 'turned into a bit of a laugh.'

'You are not suggesting that they [the newspaper] were celebrating you had been dumped,' said Green, incredulous. 'Yes, I am. For me,' said Harry, touching his heart with fluttering fingers, 'as the subject or victim of this, to see that word used in this term is hurtful.'

If only a newspaper sub-editor – or anyone with a rudimentary grasp of grammar – had been on hand to explain the difference between Hooray Harry's Dumped and Hooray, Harry's Dumped.

How can a man come through an expensive education without knowing the basic rules of punctuation? Or expect to single-handedly 'save journalism' if he doesn't even know how a comma works?