Prince Harry's 25,538-word witness statement was released today as he began giving evidence for his phone hacking trial against the publisher of the Mirror.

The Duke of Sussex has complained in the High Court document about the 'state of our press and our government - both of which I believe are at rock bottom'.

The 550-page document contains five mentions of the 38-year-old prince's wife Meghan Markle and 118 mentions of his first serious girlfriend Chelsy Davy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but

1) I don't have the time to read 550 pages right now

2) There's no way Harry wrote that statement