Oh my lord. Why was she trying to stay in the center? Never mind; we all know why. The person presenting the trophy does so with a smile, a few words, a kiss to the spouse--and then moves off the podium or stage or just gets out of the way. The Duchess of Duh-I-think-this-is-Pretty-Woman-and-want-to-be Julia-Roberts-ssex made a fool of herself.