My apologies for that incoherent rant. But where does one start with this calculated insult to the Queen and all of us whose Queen she is.

This is no more than an undisguised exercise in celebrity publicity making!

Hurrumph ... I'm off to bed.

And as we used to say in Queensland when I was a boy, "I hope his chickens turn into emus and kick his dunny down." (You might need to google dunny.)