Right, a few things about that card. First, I'm guessing the actual photo wasn't taken in front of a play cottage on their estate. I bet it was taken in front of a garden shed, with the chair on one side. I'm guessing the artist was told to paint an English-looking cottage instead, complete with garlands around it. Second, the Christmas bows look like they were Photoshopped in after the fact--they don't exactly line up and aren't scaled correctly, not to mention they are shiny while the rest of the painting is matte. Third, the artist seems to have been told to take creative license with Archie's facial features. Meghan looks like Meghan, Harry looks--mostly--like Harry, but Archie just looks indistinct and blurred. The dogs look good--and that's the best I can say about this card.

Do not get me started on the Sussexes' trumpeting about more charities they've donated to for Christmas. That's just plain tacky. Who does that?? It's clearly an attempt to upstage the Cambridges, who do actual real charity work, but it's backfired. The Sussexes come across as pretentious, more-woke-than-thou poseurs.

Okay, I got myself started.