Posted by BossmanNick While he is elated to find himself there, he realizes that he REALLY needs to pee! But everything around him, including the road, is made of gold, and he doesn't want to descecrate anything by just "whipping it out" right there. He sees an angel walking by and asks, "Excuse me, but where do I go to pee around here?" The angel says, "Just walk over to that hill, and you will find a pond on the left side where you can pee." So the man hurriedly makes his way to the left side of the hill, and finds a pond filled with beautiful, clear water and colorful goldfish. He thinks to himself, "I can't pee here in this beautiful pond! The angel must have been mistaken." So he makes his way back near the Pearly Gates and finds another angel. By now he is ready to burst. He asks the angel where he can pee, and the angel replies, "Just walk over to that hill, and you will find a pond on the right side where you can pee." Faster than before, the man rushes over to the hill, this time going over to the right side. Once again, he sees a pond filled with beautiful, clear water and colorful goldfish. He says, "This can't be happening! Am I EVER going to be able to pee?" He runs back to the Pearly Gates, this time straight up to St. Peter himself. St. Peter says, "Welcome to heaven! I need to ask you few questions before you go inside." The waiter says, "I'm sorry, but first, I REALLY need to pee! Can you PLEASE tell me where to go?" St. Peter replies, "Just go to that hill over there. On the other side, you'll find a pond where you can pee." So the man rushes once again to the hill, this time climbing over to the other side. And what does he see? Yet another pond, filled with beautiful, clear water and colorful goldfish. But at this point, he can no longer contain himself. He hurriedly pulls it out and relieves himself noisily in the pond. With great guilt, he walks back over the hill to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter sees his worried expression and asks him what's wrong. "Well, St. Peter. I feel bad about peeing in that beatiful pond on all those goldfish." St. Peter laughs and says, "My child, those are not goldfish. They are people who never tipped!"
on 8/19/2002, 10:17 pm
So this waiter dies instantly in a freak accident, and finds himself standing in line outside the Pearly Gates.
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