Posted by Pyro on 8/8/2005, 11:51 pm Juliet: Kevin... Why do you gotta go back to the GWA? We're fine financially. Every now and then Boomer contacts you about a return and you go for it because you love the business, but once you get to that precious world title he runs away like a coward b*tch and hides until he thinks you got some ring rust, and then he throws you in grueling matches. He's trying to screw you, dont go for any less than an immediate World Title shot, he doesn't know you've been wrestling for MXPW full time! Pyro shakes his head and looks her in the eye as he smiles and speaks Pyro: Look, the dipshit can do what he wants, im retired from GWA, hell im a ####ing legend. I am the reigning Intercontinental Champ, and one half of the tag team champ, next? Whats next? Damn right World Title, I wrestle for nothing less. Suddenly, they call Pyro's flight, he leaves his wife with one last passionate kiss, and walks off. Four hours later, the camera opens up in Long Valley as Pyro comes walking off the plane walking next to this big titted bimbo breast feeding, lord only knows how bad he wants to be that baby right now, but anyways, back to the narrating, Pyro walks past a sign that says "GWA Wrestlers here!!!" pointing to a door. Pyro looks weirdly at the sign, but walks in. The entire roster is already there, including Pyro's Tag Team partner, The Assassin. Pyro walks over to where Assassin is sitting as he begins to speak. Pyro: Any clue why these dipshits are calling us here? The Assassin: None, I think its about the money from Wrestlefest that them dipshits forgot to pay us. Pyro: You haven't been paid for wrestle fest yet? b###h please, I wasn't leaving that damn arena until I got that damn check. Shittt... they just startin' to pay me merchandise too. The Assassin: That must mean they found Boomer AND Bin Laden! Suddely, Chris Carnage comes walking into the room. Carnage: NEVER FEAR b###hES, THE CARNAGE IS HEA! Pyro looks at The Assassin and busts out laughing. Carnage: What you laughin at faggot!? Pyro turns to Carnage, whiping the smile off of his face, giving him the dirtiest look known to man. Pyro stands up and looks around the room as he begins to speak. Pyro: I dont know about ya'll... but CARNAGE was never really a part of the GWA.... he was never officially entered into the GWA roster.... or welcome by the wrestlers... So... how about we welcome him... PYRO STYLE!!!! Pyro spears Carnage to the ground and starts pounding the living shit out of him, Pyro gets up and throws Carnage into a cement wall, Carnage is busted open, and according to the wall is 5'9! Pyro throws carnage into the wall again and tries, and SUCCESSFULLY lights Carnages hair on fire... the entire GWA roster is on the floor laughing there asses off as Pyro tries to prove a point to everybody that the only action he gets is by sucking himself off. The scene cuts to a commercial before this gets too ugly.... TBC
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