Re: Boomer coming back for more?
Posted by doesn't matter on 4/26/2004, 1:32 pm, in reply to "Boomer coming back for more?"
just for your info, Fiedel Castro is from CUBA not Mexico. Just though I would let you know.|
: [: Pyro is shown walking along the beaches of
: Cozumel, Mexico. He sits down in the beach
: sand and looks into the water as he begins to
: speak ::]
: Pyro: This is my first time in Mexico...
: but I already know what to expect. Some of
: the greatest wrestlers today are from Mexico.
: Mexico doesn't really get a lot of LIVE
: wrestling events because of the rival between
: President Bush and Fedel Castro. Castro is
: one of the meanest communists that the world
: has ever seen. He's the biggest terrorist in
: the entire world. Of course the FBI doesn't
: want to let that get out, so they point the
: finger at Pakastanians, Afghans, and so on.
: They can't do sh!t to us! They just want the
: united states citizens to believe that the
: terror is on the other side of the world, in
: other countries... but what you don't know,
: is terror is just a couple of thousand miles
: away from Florida.
: [: Pyro pauses for a moment as he begins to
: speak again ::]
: Pyro: I am not here tonight to talk about
: terrorists, I am not here to talk about the
: beef between President Bush, and Fedel
: Castro, I am here to wrestle. I am not here
: to run my mouth, but I was asked by the GWA
: production team to bring a camera along with
: me as I take a walk along this beautiful
: beach, so I said I would. I wanted to let
: some things off of my chest prior to my tag
: team match tonight anyways. You know, I
: didn't catch Hiroyuki Morimoto's whole promo,
: but I did catch the part where he called me a
: liar. Hiroyuki, since when have I lied to
: you? Sure, I said that 11 and a half bottles
: of all kinds of soap was a cure of cancer...
: but I meant that as a joke. I mean come on,
: have you smelt Kevin Smelly lately? He
: actually smells good. I told you that I was
: going to walk out the GWA Intercontinental
: Champ when I faced you, right? I did. I told
: you I was taking them Tag Team titles away
: from you and Ingram, didn't I? It's not my
: fault he got injured in that match. If he
: didn't get injured, nah, we still would have
: won, but the match would have went on about
: 10 mins longer.
: [: Pyro takes a breath of air as he continues
: Pyro: Now, Y-Pac interfered in that match,
: because he wanted a piece of you. He wanted
: his Cruiserweight title back. Everybody knows
: why he did it, except for you. It's just not
: getting through your head, is it? He said
: that I am not on his hit list right now,
: because I have nothing he wants right now.
: But you, Hiroyuki... You have something he
: wants... and thats that cruiserweight title.
: Hell, I never really talked to Y-Pac until
: after he interfered in our match, so believe
: what you want Hiroyuki, but I am telling you
: the truth, he did it because he wants the
: cruiserweight title.
: Pyro: Now changing subjects... Johnny
: Dangerous... You knew I was gonna get to you
: sooner or later. You know, you say that you
: are the man, the myth and the legend, but how
: can you say that your a man, if you can't
: even make an appearance with the lights on.
: You gave an explanation with the lights on
: last night... now thats a step in the right
: direction for you. Maybe you can wrestle with
: the lights on tonight? Now you say your a
: legend, but nobody has heard of you. 6 or 7
: years ago... I was wrestling independent
: matches, and I still never heard of you. Your
: exactly what you call yourself, you are a
: myth. A dream. You never exhisted 6 or 7
: years ago... or did you wrestle one match,
: get lucky and retire? Now good ol' JD, I got
: a little advice for you. Tonight... your
: going against one of my worst enemies... he's
: gonna whoop your ass for 2 reasons...
: Wrestlefest, and 11 days ago on Mayhem... and
: I think I speak for everyone in the locker
: room when I say we'll be watching that match
: with popcorn in hand, and a smirk on our
: faces... because Q5 is going to beat your ass
: so badly, your going to wish you never came
: out of retirement even more than Michael
: Jackson does.
: [: Suddenly, an orange painted golfcart comes
: driving up towards Pyro. Pyro jumps to his
: feet, assuming the driver doesn't see him as
: the orange golfcart comes to a screeching
: stop. Pyro jumps in the golfcart as he begins
: to speak ::]
: Pyro: Took your ass long enough.
: The Assassin: Sorry, had to get this b!tch
: Pyro: Yeah I figured. Can you beleive
: Boomer wants more?
: The Assassin: Hey, its his career at
: stake, not ours. All we gotta put up is our
: tag team titles, we gonna win, without a
: Pyro: Yeah, I know... I can't wait. It
: should be interesting to see who he wants as
: a partner. I'll laugh my ass off if he has
: Ron as a partner.
: The Assassin: Nah, he'll get someone
: decently good. I just don't know.
: Pyro: Well, here is my closin word...
: Boomer... tonight, your ass is gonna get
: The Assassin: And Thats not a threat,
: thats a promise... B!TCH!
: [: The Assassin slams his foot down on the
: gas peddle as the golfcart speeds off,
: leaving the cameraman to walk all the way
: back to the scene of Payback ::]