Posted by Pyro on 4/15/2004, 3:35 pm The Assassin: Where the f*ck were you?! I got kocked the f*ck out by Johnny Dangerous, and you didn't come out to help me? I thought we were partners? If you got jumped in your match, I would have been right out there to watch your back! Pyro: Dude, what the f*ck are you talking about? Johnny Dangerous is in retirement! He aint comin out just to attack you and Q5. The Assassin: Were you watching the monitor? Pyro: I took a glimpse or two in between jugging down some bacardi, you looked like you had the match under control! The Assassin: Whatever... Johnny Dangerous has his work cut out for him, because I WILL beat the living sh!t out of him if I catch him back here, at all! Pyro: Chill out, you said yourself that the match didn't mean sh!t to you, so why are you harpin on it, here, have some bacardi gold, that'll make you feel much better. [:: The Assassin takes the barcardi out of Pyro's hand and starts drinking it, as Pyro walks over to a crowd of people admiring Death's new world title. Pyro looks at it, as other wrestlers start to back away, leaving Pyro and Death in the middle of the circle. Pyro and Death start stairing eachother down as Pyro begins to speak ::] Pyro: Nice belt you got there Death... as a matter of fact, I think it would go good in my collection of belts. I only got two, but theres always room for more, right? Death: You want this belt Pyro? Do you think you earned it? I mean, Y-Pac had to come and save you from Hiroyuki Morimoto, is that a way for a self proclaimed #1 contender for my world title to act? No it's not. You need to handle your matches on your own, then you can come talk to me about being #1 contender. 'til then, your not ready. Pyro: Not ready? I believe I've had more belts than you've had places to live. I am ready, I can take that belt away from you at the snap of my fingers... but your right... I am not ready yet. You see,I am going to take my time in preparing for this match, why? BECAUSE I CAN! I am gonna make you sweat it out Death... Every minute you know that this match is coming, your going to think about it more and more, and then, your music is going to hit, Brian Walker is going to announce you to the ring... then the lights will dim and "YOU AINT NO MOTHA F*CKING BULLY" is going to blair over the PA system to a crowd undeserving of my presence. I am going to walk down that entrance way, and keep my eyes on you the whole time... and thats all the psyching out I am going to need. All I'll have to do is enter that ring, throw a few punches here and there, and pick you up, and make you eat more mat than the Flaming Squirrel can eat pies. Good luck with your match at Payback, rest assure, i'll be watching. [:: Pyro turns around and walks out of the huddle as he see's Y-Pac sitting on the couch drinking some bacardi, Pyro walks over to him and sits on the couch across as he begins to speak ::] Pyro: Great party, eh Jeff? Y-Pac: Yeah, pretty cool. Pyro: So why did you do it? Why did you have to come out and help me? We aren't friends... hell, I thought we were mortal enemies. I took the Hardcore belt away from you. You could have cost me the match... but you didn't, why? Y-Pac: You aren't on my hitlist. You see, when you put me through that Flaming Table awhile back, and the fire was eating away at my flesh, I found out that you will do anything to get a victory, even attempt to kill somebody. My body isn't ready to get back in the ring with you. I still have scars from my matches with you, and when and if they heal, I will think about having another match with you, but until then, you are just there, and I have no problem with you. Pyro: Thats a good way of looking at it, thanks for the help, but don't ever do it again... because Next time, I won't only get the person you screwed, i'll chase you down and get you too. [:: Pyro gets up and looks around the room. He looks over at The Assassin, who is watching the door with a bat. Pyro looks over at Death who is talking with Sugar, and then he see's Chainsaw, in the corner with his hands... oh my god, Chainsaw is jacking off at Pyro's party... Pyro grabs the bat from Assassin and runs towards chainsaw as the camera fades ::] -SEE THATS THE LEGAL WAY TO DO IT!-
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