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Posted by speechie on 10/26/2001, 7:22 pm 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 5. Put decaf in the faculty coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6 Don t use any punctuation marks 7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk--even in the halls. 8. Put mosquito netting around your therapy room. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. (Now EVERYONE will know itÂ’s a jungle in there!) 9. When the money comes out the ATM, scream: "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!!!" 10. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!" (You could do the same at school at recess time).
How to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity (adapted for educators from an anonymous email)
Anyone have any other good ideas? (Keep it clean, please! )
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