Posted by ?El Uno Confuso? on 5/5/2001, 6:30 pm Which indeed there was. Something fishy actually was proceeding with the offence of fishhiness whilst I was contemplating whether the fishy nature of the element was fraudulant, or - as I at the time suspected - was entirely truthful in its claim towards its fishy crown. Thus branding Squiddie a liar. But then I suddenly had reason to question the authority of the fish as though it seemed to be pointing towards Squiddie as being the fishy party, it then whispered in my ear that since being correct, someone had then redefined the nature of existance and at the same time stolen Squiddie's fish-abilty and transferred it all solely towards Sum0. At which point I ate the fish because he served no purpose other than to further complicate matters and to slap Geezer about the face with during the performance of the annual Python-esque fish dance. *THWACK!* Or so I thought anyway! as it turned out on a second moment of contemplation, the fish was indeed crucial to the story, plot and character development. Rather like the great Mitsuki. So I decided that his fishy existance had probably been overlooked and might just be crucial to the existance of reality. So I was rather distraught. I waited for five minutes and then after existance didn't disband, I decided I was in the clear. However that night the fish came to me in a strange vision. He revealed to me that had it not been for his forseeal of the future then at this very moment all of existance would have ceased to exist. He b###hed that I was very narrow minded and careless for nearly destroying life the universe and everything. So I apologised and he told me not to worry about it. He said that as he is able to see the future he was able to elect a successor to his throne. I asked him who and he said it was someone on the TenchiOnline forums. I asked if it was me and he hit me for insulting his honour - something I had aparently done by saying that he was foolish enough to leave the control of everything in existance to someone like me. So asked who it was and he simply said it wasn't Geezer and then hit me again for even thinking he'd be that stupid. He then refused to tell me who it was because he thought it would be funny to irritate me like that. He then left after hitting me again because he enjoyed it so much the first two times. So in a blind panic I rushed to my computer. And after eventually hitting the right button to turn it on I somehow managed to get onto the internet. I contemplated the options. It could be anyone in the group that's not me or Geezer. So I went about trying to draw the truefish out by posting confusing messages about the Adam & Joe Show, knowing that they would cause the destruction of the universe unless there was some divine fishy power on ther board holding everything together and preventing my insanity from destroying all that is known and loved - hey that'd be a lot of fun actually! I'm off to do that now. All I have to do is destroy the fish. again. I just have to work out which one was which: Sum0 pretending to not be Squiddie, or Squiddie pretending to be Carly pretending to not be Sum0. I'll shut up now.
... by pretending to not be Sum0 pretending to be himself yet masquarading as Squiddie claiming to be Squiddie but in reaility being Sum0. and furthermore to confuse things saying that he was Squiddie, which was of course the truth - in one reality anyways - but said so in such a way as to lead me towards the belief that there was something fishy going on.
But by that point it was far to late. All that was left of the fish was the teeny-tiny little pieces working their way through my digestive system.
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