Posted by JAmes on 5/18/2006, 5:29 pm, in reply to "Re: Return Of The 'Talk" Thank you for your suggestion this will be performed in August you HAVE MY WORD! __Somebody kill me__ OH god You look nice tonight When I think about the books I read --Previous Message--
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I have just now written a song in the style of Morriseey based on Cheeseman's old piss taking.
Somebody kill me
I looked you in the eye
And you ate another pie
you're a fatty
fatty fatty oh oh
nice and bright
In your young mans slacks
I'm having a heart attack
Let's walk down to the pier
I'll let you grab me here
It'll be so dreadfully boring
And then you'll fly away
On holiday
To greece with your fat girl Denise
In cheap seats on Ryanair
Oh oh somebody please kill me
Ah oh oh!
I wish I were dead
Then I remember
About Roald Dahl and the twits
And my heart that was once in bits
comes back to life oh!
You wouldn't dare to care
for a sensitive young buck
in a vauxhall truck
Drive me oh
Anywhere I don't care
Like my hair teddy bear?
Kiss me
Oh oh oh
somebody kill me
Kill me
somebody!! oh oh oh (to fade, James Jirgens-Marr looking very serious and playing jingle jangle, Jonathon Heart-2-Morrisons bashing himself with a daffodil etc)
: About blody time.
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: Is it likely to be the Half Moon? Or Hyde
: Park? Or are you going to be opening the new
: Wembley? And when oh when will you finally
: give in and record a Morrissey sytlee thingy
: Bob?
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: Sorry I'm watering my garden that month.
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: NO YOU'RE NOT! we've sorted out a hosepipe
: ban to stop that sort of thing happening
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: looking forward to old boys. Looking forward
: to seeing PT for i think what will be the
: 11th time.
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: Pillow Talk are back soon!! Gig has been
: booked in August in london. More details
: soon.
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: James is getting excited.
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