Posted by Roger CLARK DeVore on 4/25/2005, 2:10 am [Camera fades in on a beautiful Monday morning. The setting is the NAWF Celebrity Golf Tourney. Notable superstars like Jim Carry, Bob Barker, and even the hideous Anna Nichole Smith can be seen along side some of the NAWF’s finest. Yet the camera situates on to “The Original Sinner” Roger Clark and his ‘tag team golfer’ Janet Jackson. Janet seems posed to swing but keeps talking. Behind Clark is one of his followers, dressed in white. The poor fellow seems to be carrying a load of clubs, obviously Clark’s.]Janet Jackson – …and then my dress ripped and millions of people saw my right breast. It was terrible and all. But it wasn’t planned, so it wasn’t my fault and they should let me into the Grammy’s. I promise it won’t happen again and if it did it would be another accident.“The Original Sinner” Roger Clark - *towards his follower* Now someone should defiantly blame God for this horror.Janet Jackson – What was that Rog?“The Original Sinner” Roger Clark - Oh, I was just saying that it must have been a horrid accident. But think of how many youthful people you inflicted with such an act. Such a sin cannot be blamed on stupidity… yet in your case I might make an exception. [Janet swings at the ball and then raises her hand to her forehead to watch the ball sail through the sky.]Follower – Um… Miss Jackson… you missed the ball. [Sure enough the golf ball sits perched upon its tee. Clark lowers his head in disgust and amazement as Janet tries to play it cool.]Janet Jackson – I knew that, I was just taking a practice swing. Big stars like me have to practice you know… that is what me and Justin Timberlake did before the Super Bowl… but my right breast wasn’t exposed then because it was an accident when it happened on TV. I’m telling you that me and Justin had no idea that if he reached across my chest and pulled that I would be exposed to millions and millions of people.“The Original Sinner” Roger Clark - This is obviously some kind of joke that God is placing upon me. He knows that I am going to replace him and this is what he is doing… placing ignorance and idiocity in my way.Janet Jackson – Those are big word. Tee Hee.“The Original Sinner” Roger Clark - My only solace is that this can’t possibly get any worse.[Just as those words are muttered Janet smiles from ear to ear and then runs away from Clark. The camera turns to see Janet hugging a pasty, scrawny, white(?) man and then hugs two small children wearing plastic bags upon their heads.]
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Feb 10th, 2004:
This is the RP I made for last year's Golf Tourney. I was reading it and thought I'd post it again because it is soooo cool. Hope this gives you guys some ideas. Later
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