It's that time of year again and this time it's at the PCS Billabong. The " you ain't gettin in you-slob-you" Hospitality Suite will be in full swing this week for the elite class to dine in total decadence, with 1000 thread count white tablecloths, fine silverware, pinky finger glasses to hold, and unlimited crab legs to munch on. Nary a guilty feeing in the den of excess and grey Poupon as the great unwashed huddled masses are left to Cheetos and Hot Dogs to eat on no thread count napkins just outside the guarded doors. One would think we could at least get a leftover Crableg or two but nooo. one has a better chance of eating at Donald Trumps house on Saturday night than even getting a taste of crab legs...So us peons will have to be content eat our Popeyes Chicken legs in the parking lot like the slobs we are....Cleopatra hasn't been served like the chosen few in the Hospitality Suite have and no one would be surprised if there were lobster tails with hot butter in there too..So, with our noses pressed up against the window us urchins will have to only imagine what it's like to dine in such elegant excess...So cheers to all and pass the fish planks that have been frozen for years...Goes good with the brick hard Cheetos from SAMs....Ahhh, to be in the elite for just one day...( If we could just find some way to smuggle a brownie or two out of there...)
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