Ok, enough being broke and destitute. Why be that when one call to Vito (at the very plush Rio Hotel in Vegas of course..)can end all that poverty? No excuses this time so get down on the 'Dogs over Mizzouri (TV station spelling so therefore it is..) Be toast of the coast yet again, and even your old girlfriends who secretly have a crush on you will return your call after all that cash hits your bank account that has heretofore been desert dry. (Cash is a big lure for old girlfriends. Which is a proven scientific fact confirmed by a double wide, always blind, really random study..) Buy a bigger wallet and get the Donny Osmond CD you've always wanted..Buy Christmas gifts at the fancy stores in Ridgeland instead waiting on the after Thanksgiving sale at Woodys One stop in Noxapater. In short you will look more like Donald Trump than Donald Duck....So call you-know-who at you-know-where a-s-a-p. Grey Poupon instead of Ketchup awaits...(doesn't stain the couch as bad either..)
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