New head basketball coach Matthew Lofton has been such a big part of the rise of PCS and now he takes the reins from departing legend Missy Bilderback as the Billabong festivities are about to begin. (No story is complete without a good rumor in it so it is our understanding that he has a buyout clause in his contract. He would get free Chili Dogs for a month at Wards, Free buffets at Strick BBQ for two months, Free umbrella and chairs at the Motel 6 in Gulf shores, AND free food at the Flora-Bama lounge and emporium too..If that is not enough he gets free tickets to the Bee Gees concert and the riding lawn mower from coach Hawkins and his Richard Simmons "Sweatin' to the Oldies video..'Ol Coach Lofton has such an expensive buyout he will be there until he is older than everybody in the gym..Drives a hard bargain he does..) Anyway we are all looking forward to cheering on Matthew's Marauders this season and wondering if will stomp the floor as hard as Missy did when SECFans paid off referees fouled all our players out all the time...Anyway the Billabong is fired up and ready to rock and a BIG congrats to Coach Lofton...We in the peanut gallery will be watching his every move and second guessing all his plays that don't work of course...( To expect anything else from the gallery is totally unrealistic of course..) (Man,while we are going, if we could just find us a good golf coach that doesn't have his picture on the wall..) Go Cats!
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