Posted by finke on 27/6/2005, 11:10:58, in reply to "I have some very, very important questions for you" 1) zombies don't need regular feeding because all of their digestive organs ceased to function when they originally died. the only things still working are limited mobility and motor skills, some restricted optic nerve functions and a heightened sense of taste. they are just very very fond of human flesh - especially the triceps and the large intestine. 2) people become zombies when bitten by another zombie. the first zombies came about when some animal rights lunatics let a mad monkey out of a cage in england. if you'd taken the time to watch "28 days later" you'd already be aware of this. 3) animals canot turn into zombies because that would look stupid. 4) japanese zombies have been known to prefer human ramen topped with menma, wakame and toasted sesame seeds. this i know. 5) zombies cannot get diseases - don't be silly.
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hello hhc. it so happens that my specializations lie somewhat tangentially to the field of zombiotics, namely square in the area of alien gestation and chest x-rays, but let me see what i can see...
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