Posted by Ric Flair on February 28, 2002, 4:22 am Ric Flair: Whooooooooooo! Crowd: whooooooooo Ric: now i was watching in the back and theres something i have to get off my chest. Trish Stratus, i am uncertain as to why you are here. you see we already have a Trish Stratus and she is going out with a good personal friend of mine, Mad Dog. so at the snap of my fingers you WILL disappear (Ric Flair snaps his fingers and Trish disappears in a cloud of smoke) *OOC - sorry, im sure you would make an excellent Trish Stratus but unfortuantley we already have one. There are other women to join as. lita, trish, stephanie, stacy kiebler and mighty molly have all been taken, the rest are free. or you could create a new woman* Ric: now about my new job. i just got one thing to say to swifty. man, i don't mean to mess with your life or anything but you are a wXw superstar. there is no greater honour than that. not only that, but you are the Extreme Champion. i'm passed my prime, i can no longer wrestle so when wXw said they were looking for a commissioner, i jumped at the opportunity. So now, this is my life, and if you wanna mess with it, i can tell you now, you are going down man. BECAUSE YOU SIMPLY DONT MESS (Ric bounces and does the strut) WITH THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR! (Flair bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow) if you wanna tango, then just bring it, i got all night! ALL NIGHT and if ya piss me off, then just like im gonna do to Cash, i will make your life a living hell......Whooooooooooo! Crowd: Whoooooooo Flair: now about Monday, the tournament will go ahead. Swifty, you can drop out and take on mad dog, but it blows your chances at winning the big one! Chip: i hate how he is running this place now, the pres should get a say in this Woody: im sure he will, eventually Flair: At this coming ppv Survival, we will have a turmoil match, for the womens title. First match, Lita vs Mighty Molly in a straight out wrestling match, the winner faces Stephanie McMahon in an evening gown match, the winner of that faces Trish Stratus in a Bikini Match and finally, the winner of that faces Allescha McVay in an over the top off with your top match, if you get thrown over the top rope, you lose the top so the whole world can see. Whooooooooo! Crowd: Whooooooooo! Flair: Now Swifty, because you pissed me off and im still a little fired up, in your first tournament match, Mad Dog will be the special referee, and there will be no outside interfearance, especially from the Boss, Johnny Cash. (Flair throws the mic and starts whoooing. His music hits and he leaves to the back to the fans delight)
(The drums hit, Ric Flair struts out from the entranceway with the fans cheering extremely loudly. He walks right down to the ring and calls for a microphone. Ralph Meyers gives him one)
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