Anyway, this post made me remember back when Saul Weinstein decided to fly the whole LWF out to Vegas for a show. Rumor had it he needed to talk to some people "in person" if you get my drift, and this was a way to write it off or something.
He booked a few floors of a hotel, but it was off the Strip, like way off the Strip, where you don't go at night. And it wasn't a Travelodge, but a Trave Lodg, which I found out means "covered while sleep" in some ancient Germanic dialect.
There was a 10pm curfew the night before the show, which was universally laughed off. Hack Atlas was arrested not fifteen feet in the door of The Cromwell, apparently Norway had been looking for him for a LONG time. Curtis Pronger won something like four million dollars on the slots, he only told Justin Scoops' wife, and the two of them just disappeared. And "Ribeye" Jon Malta got a hold of some peyote and tried to go swimming, only to get an unexpected enema from one of the Bellagio fountains.
I went to the show, but don't really remember any details. Again, the claw hammer.
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