Our FROZEN psyche! For I am "Ice Storm" Johnny Shields, and I want to take an ice SHOVEL and ram it between two of your ribs! From there, I will rock it back and forth, slowly seperating your ribs...Your torso will buckle and burst like Oprah Winfrey in a size 3 dress. You'll feel ten pounds of liquid pressure inside your head as your lungs, throat and nose fill up with blood and mucus. One final twist of my Ice Shovel and you'll be visiting long lost relatives and pets as you "shovel" off this mortal coil! My next step will be to use my "Ice Powers" to halt your gasping, seizing body from making a further mess by freezing your corpse in place. I'll let you think about what a pissant you've been for about 10 years and then thaw you out, only to let you finish dying. Now that's hardcore.
It's true, Tony, I get to talk to CMVenom pretty regularly, and he DOES say "bast" instead of "best". Your lousy syntax is now etched into our psyche.
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