It's not LWF merch, but I did get it for Christmas. FROM an LWF Superstar.
Well, I got it ON Christmas. It was Christmas Day, 1997 and I was at the video store and happened to be behind (at-the-time LWF President) Saul Weinstein.
He made his way out of the adult closet and sort of waved off the clerk like he "didn't find anything" and made his way to the door.
I was already on the way out and ended up behind him. I'm not sure what happened, maybe he was drunk, but he kinda tumbled out the door.
As he did, stolen VHS tapes from the adult section began just EMERGING from a "converted" inside jacket pocket. I thought the man was doing a comedy bit at first before I realized that he must have been royally shitfaced. He was just clutching his knees and writhing around making what sounded like walrus noises.
Then, finally: "Here. Keep quiet about this, kid." he said and handed me a tape. As he did, his El Dungo cigar burnt the cover a bit.
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