Who's here?
Who hired you?
It's me, silly. Quizzy Liz! I'm like a dollar store version of The Riddler! And female!
That's really it. I kinda leave mysteries in the locker room and then get the LWF Superstars to fight over the confusion!
Like, "Who dumped in Ratt Lasso's cowboy hat?"
Of course it was lil 'ol me, but stupid Ratt thinks it was Biff Bacon, because he's a douchey jock. (That and I signed 'bb' in poo on the side of Ratt's gym bag)
But they'll never suspect me because I'm a girl who wouldn't do that... And probably also because of the GIRTH of the dump.
What do I get out of this? I mean-- I'm not managing EITHER of those guys...
But I DO get the satisfaction of getting people to get into physical struggles based on confusion. I love it!
Like one time, I tricked Baron Mollusk into actually RIDING The Honky Donkey!
There was a lot of blood following that dustup!
Anyway, watch out for Quizzy Liz appearing on an LWF TV program at some point in the near future!
(Camera pulls back as she SLAMS an Astronaut helmet on. After giving a simple salute, the camera pulls back further to reveal she's on top of a water tower, as she runs to the edge and dives off. There is no parachute, and about 12 seconds later a PAFF sound is heard and something that looks like "red smoke" is seen puffing up on the ground.)
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