Posted by Duke In The Booth on 9/24/2022, 10:36 am
I'm coming to this LWF with purpose, this company has never seen a bad man like me. Using science and maybe a little stage magic, I'm coming to beat up anyone who's ever opened their mouth in a public pool, water park, or decorative fountain. You're gonna hear all about how contaminated that water is while I rain elbows down on you.
Notice I didn't say "private" pools. Got one of those, you likely got money, and I'd rather you buy my merchandise.