Hope this message finds you fellas and ladies from LWF Wrestling doing well. As a casual fan, I drop by the board here from time to time to keep up on all the goings on with the wrestling.
I noticed you talked about Penguin. He was involved in a Carvana mishap, but he survived. He came to work for us here at AutoStack, a similar concept to the Carvana Tower, but instead it’s an 8 story tower with what I guess you’d call “beaters”. We have old Ford Probes and Chevy Cavaliers. One time we even had a Pinto! But I digress.
The man we lovingly referred to as “Penguin” started here shortly after he recuperated from the Carvana mishap. In fact, with his crazy-stupid upper body strength he built 6 of our patented AutoStack towers!
We’re glad he’s part of the team here, and
Oh! He just walked in the office! Say hi, “Penguin”!
(I’ll let him type it himself!)
MLLORFFfff
Whoa
Hold on.
He seems to be stroking out in here. This is terrible!
I’ve already called 911. Oh my. What a terrible, terrible coincidence that we were just speaking about him and
Oh. Ok.
Paramedics are here. I’m gonna try to give the fans a blow by blow account.
Ok. He’s farting now.
And writhing around. Wooop. There’s some spit up.
Ok. I’m not gonna post until this gets resolved.
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It’s hours later now, and word from the doctor was that Penguin indeed had a stroke. Unfortunately, we think half of his face is going to be paralyzed. Doctors kept saying he’s going to be like Two-Face, from Batman. And I’m like “No. He’s already The Penguin!”
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Oh shit. He DID die. Just now.
I’m over here telling the doctors to get him to a Lazarus Pit.
We’ll see.
Anyway, the AutoStack family may or may not be mourning him. It’s a “weight” and see.
Get it? He was heavy.
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