And I know there's some tough contenders in the LWF. But I also know that some of them have weak stomachs. Allergies even. Maybe even allergies to food coloring.
Guys like "The Hungry Hillbilly" Cousin ClutchGuts .
Guys like Loki Gnochi... And guys like Eatin' Deacon.
And sometimes, they're not plagued by their afflictions for days or even weeks at a time...
But on LWF Show day, I'm gonna hit em with some stuff in their food that'll make head straight for the shitter... and then FORFEIT their match against me later!
And even though it's a crummy way, I'll still take that "W".
... I guess.
Until I face someone that doesn't go to catering and get... poisoned... by me...
Shit.
I need to rethink my career.
And probably call my wife. Tell her it's time for a fresh start, and that she can come home from Toledo already.
Sheesh.
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