I don't stink or anything like that, it's actually a name I got after BEATING a guy in Argentina NAMED Stinko, but that's another entire thing to talk about some other time.
The reason I'm reaching out is because of Hot Dogs. Not just any Hot Dogs, but Stinko's Hot Dogs. That's right, step right up cause I'm the best Hot Dog Vendor around.
And you gotta try these Dogs.
It's made of 100% good stuff and is good for eating too! We'd like to be your official Hot Dog guys. We've been slinging buns for over 2 years, so we know a thing or two about Dog Placement!
It's our cool patented system of what we like to call Hot Doggin'.
You just gotta try these Dogs!
And that's our slogan, too, because ya just gotta try 'em. Try it with a coke or drink of choice! We'll even do business with you guys and sponsor some food themed guys I saw on your commercial.
"Pretty sure Stinko the Hot Dog King could whoop Eggy Eddie, "The Head" Lexus Lettuce and the Napkin Twins all at once!" See I can even help out doing the interviews.
Huh. I can even help out the food-related INTERVIEWERS. I saw just last week Tonka Honda yelling at Baby Mayonnaise. C'mon. She's just a girl. I almost changed the station right then and then I thought. No. This shouldn't be happening. If I was there, I'd shove a Stinko Hot Dog into his mouth and shut him up!
But it's really all about the Dogs. It's a different kind of Hot Dog. A good one.
So, c'mon, LWF. Let me be your official Hot Dog Vendor. Me! Stinko, from Stinko's Hot Dogs!
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