The LAST revolution.
There will never be another one, once I, Titano Ballbust ascend to the heights of the LWF Championship and prove there is no one greater than I in combat!
But I plan to rule the LWF kingdom fairly, and WISELY, like the wisest of Kings...
As champion, I will grant title matches to random wrestlers at any time.
I am a fighter. A bodybuilder. A King and a Champion.
Also, a former model... So my physique, chiseled good looks, sense of fairplay, and many other attributes make me a prime candidate for LWF Superstar.
I am a champion in and out of the wrestling ring.
There has been nothing I haven't been able to overcome in life, except for a messy divorce in 2012. But undaunted, I carried on.
Physically, I am unstoppable. Aside from occasional bronchitis, lets just say my physical health is in a "higher tax bracket" than everyone else on the roster, and probably have more stamina than that robot you have refereeing the matches.
I have a 38 inch waist, so get that belt ready.
Unless my weakness of someone trying to separate my fingers or puts a figure four on me comes to light. You're looking at a very solid, intense, MODEST handsome Champion.
And I never give up my weaknesses to my opponent.
(farts, feints)
(camera tips over as crew runs in to check on Titano)
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