Dear Mr. Rebate,
As a fellow retail establishment proprietor, I felt that a professional courtesy was in order, hence this communication.
You see, I too have been in successful negotiations with the LWF to operate a retail establishment in the company's locker room. Where this becomes unfortunate for you, is that due to my various contacts in the, let's say...Latvian mafia, I was made privy to your store's entire database, including prices. Let me just say that when Gary Of The Cedars needs a home drug test for his gender-confused son, or The Hooded Cosine wants rainbow post-its (and I mean a different color every one you take off, not one of those that has bricks of each color), they're going to find Senor Discount's prices preferable.
Like, by a LOT.
I'm just saying it might not be a bad idea for you to pack it up and call it a day before my cheaper prices literally put you out of business. Let's be blunt, The Menstrual Cyclone, Clancy Bitz, and Alfred Al Fresco aren't going to be coming to you.
But, if you want to stick around and compete with Senor Discount head to head, by all means, be my guest. Or should I say BUY my Guess, as I will have a full range of clothing from the popular brand.
In closing, cheaper!
Regards,
Senor Discount
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