ANY
BLIND
WRESTLERS
IN
THE
L
W
F
?
If you do, EYE'll fix them right up. EYE'm the optometrist for the world's most famous blind musician, Stevie Wonder.
EYE'd be ecstatic to be a part of the Lunatic Wrestling Federation and help your Blind Division with new technological advances and such.
I'm sure guys such as "CRB" (Circadian Rhythm Brad) and Derrick DarkGlasses could really benefit from my help.
If anything, it would take a load off of Walking Stick Brenda and Nautical Pooch, the LWF's SEA-ing Eye Dog.
I just want your blind guys to be able to see again, LWF!
Guys like the Braille Brute, Pupil-less Paul Patterson, The Sunstare Kid, or even the guys from LGW. (Lasik Gone Wrong)
Certainly the most powerful minds that shaped Chicago Indy Wrestling won't rest on their laurels and miss out on this amazing opportunity to have Stevie Wonder's optometrist working for the LWF?
Respectfully awaiting your replEYE,
Shunt Buntley, AKA "Stevie's Optometrist".
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