And before it's asked, no, my posting of this information has nothing to do with my position as executor of wills.
--Previous Message--
: Yeah.
:
: "Don't be a Fallopian Tube".
:
: Dunno what it means, but it's what a fan
: yelled at me that finally got me out of the
: wrestling business.
:
: Sure, I've heard things like--
:
: "I'm going to kill you for what you did
: to my wife, Molesto", and "Just
: TELL US where the REST of our son's remains
: are, Molesto"...
:
: But I never budged. I knew people wanted me
: to hang up the trunks for good, (And I did!
: Both Bobby and Jamie Trunks fought till the
: end!) but my love for pro wrestling
: continued to burn brightly. (Quite like the
: explosion from when I tried to remove all
: evidence of Ron Woodridge)
:
: And I'd been a successful grappler for
: years. I'd even tangled with some formidable
: champions too. Particularly, Rosie Baynor--
: 7th grade Spelling Bee Champion, but I
: digress.
:
:
:
: But something about being warned against
: becoming a Fallopian tube...
:
:
: There's just some fuh-king crazies out
: there, aren't there??!
:
:
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