We WILL be dissecting...
Bats!
In my basement!
Yes, I said "dissecting". And, YES, I do realize that dissecting means we will be studying a deceased body... Tearing it open, and studying it's organs.
Honestly, making QUITE a mess.
And yes, I said "Bats", which probably freaks you out and makes you think about flying rodents.
Creepy, ratty-looking, flying creatures... Pointy ears, and weird talons...
But RELAX!
Bats is my neighbor.
(Suddenly, two ninjas crash into the room through the windows, and advance on Vlad. He holds out a hand and they pause. He produces dice and rolls them onto the floor. Vlad looks down, seems satisfied with the number and, in a POOF (not puff) of smoke he disappears.
The confused ninjas realize they have failed at the mission at hand and commit Hari Kari.)
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