"TITANIC 2012" They're calling it. And still, they are finding corpses.
Get IN there and get those bodies out.
OR better yet, since were running out of cemetery space, (Editor's note: "Are we?") lets just start shipping dead bodies to the site of that wrecked vacation boat, and stuffing them in closets and stuff. Lets take corpses and put em in "poses" and positions all around the partially submerged cruise ship.
Then do "Haunted Halloween underwater tours". Stuff STILL LIVING folks into all-glass submarines and cruise around the insides of the ship. Let them marvel at the cadavers in life-like positions. (Sleeping, cleaning, etc)
And hey, so maybe some sharks get in there and start "nibbling on the decorations"...
Well who says every once in awhile one of our tour subs can't be met with a horrible fate? We're gonna need to keep creating fresh scenery, right?
It'd be a cross between Aquaman and the Last Days of Pompeii-- with a spritz of Titanic thrown in.
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