Sailor Dave likes to crawl all up on top o' me...And maybe I'll let him git inside and git a taste of this empowered chocolate woman. I know he wants it. Maybe I be takin' off my belt and chokin' him and pushin' him around our hotel room. He loves it. Maybe I be drivin' my fists into the back of his head, then I be chokin' him out wif his Anchor wallet. Friggin' Honky. Then I be askin' him for 125 bucks for the lovely 45 minutes we just spent together. Next week, I'mma tell all these people 'bout your lil dick, and how when big momma sits on yo face, you pass out, lil dick in hand. Chump. From Rochelle "Lovely Labia" Clamback.
Thanks Sailor Dave, fo' not havin' the intanet. That way, I can post (at weekly intervals) all the horrific thangs we be doin' when you call me up fo' an "appointment" without havin' to worry 'bout you's readin' it. Sucka.
Dass right. You heard it here first.
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