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: I was given the unfortunate news this morning
: that at 8:34, Jack Hanton, known to most as
: "Staggerin' Jack Hanton" has
: passed away.
:
: If you don't know Jack Hanton, or never had
: the privilege of meeting him, let me tell
: you a little about him.
:
:
: He is a completely fictional character I
: JUST came up with RIGHT NOW to keep my mind
: off of my stupid selfish roommate, who is a
: stupid selfish b###h.
:
:
: We here in the LWF express our deepest
: sympathies for this entirely FICTIONAL
: character's family in their time of need.
:
:
: And I hate this hissing prick of a cat, too.
:
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