My friends and I liked to joke about dead celebrities. I say LIKED cause I don't think I wanna be a part of the jokes anymore. You see, this one in particular had us making fun of Gilda Radner, and what we'd like to do to her remains...Which was to "make a rickety kite out of her bones." Well, the joke backfired when I was layin' it on an employee at the local Hot Topic and he really got pissed. And, after repeating the punch line a few times in an effort to cheer him up, he interrupted and told me that Gilda Radner was his aunt. Boy oh boy was the egg on Honkey Donkey's face. I pulled a "Brother Don" as it's come to be known. (a bat just flew past my window) Anyway, I trotted right outta there and came home to post here on the LWF Board. I don't know why that goth kid (who, BEFORE I told the joke was acting like he wanted to perform fellatio on me) didn't hit me straight in the ####ing face. I told him I wanted to make a kite out of his famous dead aunt's ####ing skeleton. Link: charliewattsbladder.com
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