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Posted by An official reply to the above DESPERATE NO-HOPERS BACK ROOM. Main qualities required are as follows; 1. The ability to sprout acne on the morning of the event. We thank you.
on November 7, 2001, 7:23 pm
We at Love Is... would be happy to support such an event with a:
2. Bad underarm hygene.
3. The hopeless self belief that the boy/girl you've got your eye on fancies you.
4. The cunning ability to blend in perfectly with the wall you've been leaning up against all night. On your own.
5. Brown underwear with yellow piping.
6. An unnerving talent for begging the dj to play some "slowies" even though you've naff all chance of being asked to dance.
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