Posted by blackbladder on 12/10/2002, 8:46 pm For the last 3 years, they have been brainstorming many ways of One week later, a meeting had been set up with the Legions The Joker began his argument. "I think we all know of todays anti-
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The Legion of Doom have been working on a way to corrupt the whole
Justice League of America. They see themselves unstoppable if they
and the soon-to-be evil JLA were to join together.
converting the group of superheros and heroines. They come to a
conclusion that the only way to make the JLA allies is to convert
them unknowingly.
Nowadays, society accepts soft drugs - tobacco and alcohol. The
Legion of Doom decide to use this acceptance to their advantage. The
previous 3 years have been spent on designing a new cigarette for the
general public. The smoke from the cigarette is designed to corrupt
anyone in the local vacinity. Apart from removing all moral codes and
good from the unsuspecting victims, it also adds a lifelong tobacco
addiction and obedience to the Legion of Doom.
The Legion of Doom all decide the best way is to all take up smoking
themselves, further increasing the evil within their own souls. This
way, the job of converting their enemies should be much more easier.
One bright sunny morning, the whole evil Legion come together to
discuss which victim(s) will be first on their agenda.
spokesperson, the Joker and the board for British Imperial Tobacco.
smoking society. We all know that your company are starting to lose
business, especially as more people are giving your product up." The
Joker opened his briefcase and produced a pack of the special-laced
cigarettes.
"What if i said gentlemen, that the answer for keeping millions of
satisfied customers was right here in my hands?" the Joker teased
with the pack.
"Not only will this test product retain your current customer base,
but it will attract a far bigger audience as well. I see these
cigarettes re-writing the anti attitude out there in the world."
Finally, the BIT Spokeswoman asked"what on earth makes these
cigarettes so much better than our own product?"
"How about a visual demonstration people?" the Joker laughed.
Ever since the Legion of Doom had experimented with this new blend of
cigarette, all members had became hooked....the Joker was no
different.
Almost naturally, the criminal proceeded to light up a cigarette from
the special blend pack and begin a long inhale. The smoke danced its
way around the cherry end, escaping erotically towards the ceiling.
After 5 seconds, he turned his head upwards, and blew a slow, long
cone of smoke. It felt so good to him, especially reinforcing his
evil ways. Now it was time to put his plan into action.
The Joker stepped over to the table of BIT directors and smiled"This
smoke will blow you away!"
Instantly, he took a deep, deep inhale on the cigarette. Seconds
later, the criminal blew a massive cloud of inhaled smoke across the
table where all the directors were sitting.
The smoke cloud hung over the table like an endless fog. All
directors could not avoid inhaling some of the evil smoke from the
air. The foggy cloud of cigarette smoke eventually evaporated and all
directors sitting around the table all smiled evily.
"Yes Mr J, we serve you now and will do all we can to support the
Legion of Doom." all directors echoed in perfect, trance-like unison.
Their pupils were now dilated.
The Joker smiled and took a victorious drag on his cigarette. Today,
the board who ran tobacco worldwide were now in the palms of the
Legion of Doom. The Legion of Dooms idea was to now put the special
blend cigarettes into mass production. The criminals were relying on
public support to help them with their evil deeds, including stopping
the JLA once and for all.
The directors all sat in their chairs fidgeting nervously.
"Mr J, may we all have a cigarette as we are itching for one!" The
chairman said ackwardly.
"Of course everyone.........help yourselves into your new addiction."
The Joker said as he passed over the remaining pack of blend
cigarettes to the new group of evil addicts. As the board all lit up
and took desperate drags on their smokes, the Joker thought bout the
next logical move to dispose of the JLA...
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